What About Me?

Im a Comedian/ Actor/ Pirate/ James Dean & Denzel Washington Impersonator/ Ballon Animal Maker/ Used Car Salesmen/ Undercover Cop posing as a Drug Dealer to bring down actual Drug Dealers/ 5th Grade "D.A.R.E" Graduate/ Kindergarden Arts and Crafts Specialist/ African American Hair Stylist...you know like Braids, weaves, cornrolls and shit/ Rapper/ Crossword puzzle expert/ Starbucks employee/ Student at Harvard University, with a Bachlor Degree from both UCLA and USC, and a Masters Degree from ITT Tech/ Semi-Pro "Mario Kart Double Dash" Player/ 3rd Degree Yellow Belt in Karate/ Jackie Chans, Jet Li, Chuck Norris,Steven Segal, Mr.Miyagi and any other bad ass action, karate and/or kung fu movie stars stunt double/ Hilarious voicemail leaver/ Semi-Hilarious texter/ Peta Activist/ Michael Vicks Best Friend & Legal Advisor/ International Super-Spy, Kinda like James Bond only way fucking cooler because i have guns developed by the makers of HALO....Ya dude...Fucking HALO/ Recently quit my side job as a Driving Instructor in China Town, i mean whats the fucking point? To some it up..Greg Tollman is Everything Chuck Norris wants to be...=)