Thanks!!

Had a Blast Over @ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club these last 3 nights!! i wanna thank Jon Lovitz for Having me and i wanna send a special thanks to everyone who came down, hope you guys had as much fun as i did!!

Hey Hey Hey!! I had a Great time over @ Ontario Improv Last night!! Thank you to Everyone who came out, Hope you guys had as much fun as i did!! Getting ready for the BIG Vegas show on the 1st of Feb @ Harrahs Casino and you know the saying What Happens in Vegas...Will probably end up on twitter haha..

Much Love!

GTollman

Hey Hey!!

DAMN YOU LIL WAYNE..YOU JUST HAD TO MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM HO'S AGAIN DIDNT YOU..lol whats up guys, just wanted to post a quick blog and say hey and whats up to everyone reading this cuz i know i havent posted anything in a few days, but im staying busy, and working on alot of new material for some upcoming shows. I will be @ the Ontario Improv tomorrow night (Jan 27th) and then its off to the land of Empty Promises and disease infested Women who exchange sexual favors for cash or drugs..sometimes a little bit of both, but thats pretty rare lol thats right folks i will be in Fabulous Las Vegas NV LIVE @ the Harrahs Casino on (Feb 1). And what happens in Vegas... will probably end up on Twitter so follow me @ Twitter.com/gregtollman haha

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!

DAMN RAIN!!

Hey Guys & Gals, well damn i woke up today and thought i was in New Orleans in the Middle of Hurricane Katrina!! jk but it was pretty bad! Had my Morning Starbucks and a quick Lil Business meeting and came home to a Puddle of piss left by none other then "Capt.Dude Louis" (my Boxer Puppy) and it was alot of piss, Like R-Kelly amount of piss!! It took about 3 ShomWoWs and a cup of Oxy Clean to get that Shizzle out!!

That being said i am now about to get into a intense Game of Mario-Kart Double Dash on the GameCube!! Going Old Schoooooooll like Will Ferrel!!

Welcome!!

Hey All!! I wanna take this post just to thank and Welcome everyone who has took the time to Visit me @ Gregtollman.com. Your Support means the world to me. Hope You Enjoy your Visit on this site, and feel free to messege me any questions, thoughts, or just for a quick hello. You can reach me on Greg@Gregtollman.com / Gregorytollmancomedy@gmail.com / AIM- GTollman / or Myspace.com/gregtollmancomedy. Hope to hear from you guys soon.

GTollman.

What About Me?

Im a Comedian/ Actor/ Pirate/ James Dean & Denzel Washington Impersonator/ Ballon Animal Maker/ Used Car Salesmen/ Undercover Cop posing as a Drug Dealer to bring down actual Drug Dealers/ 5th Grade "D.A.R.E" Graduate/ Kindergarden Arts and Crafts Specialist/ African American Hair Stylist...you know like Braids, weaves, cornrolls and shit/ Rapper/ Crossword puzzle expert/ Starbucks employee/ Student at Harvard University, with a Bachlor Degree from both UCLA and USC, and a Masters Degree from ITT Tech/ Semi-Pro "Mario Kart Double Dash" Player/ 3rd Degree Yellow Belt in Karate/ Jackie Chans, Jet Li, Chuck Norris,Steven Segal, Mr.Miyagi and any other bad ass action, karate and/or kung fu movie stars stunt double/ Hilarious voicemail leaver/ Semi-Hilarious texter/ Peta Activist/ Michael Vicks Best Friend & Legal Advisor/ International Super-Spy, Kinda like James Bond only way fucking cooler because i have guns developed by the makers of HALO....Ya dude...Fucking HALO/ Recently quit my side job as a Driving Instructor in China Town, i mean whats the fucking point? To some it up..Greg Tollman is Everything Chuck Norris wants to be...=)