Greg Tollman Blog

Thanks!!

2010-02-14T21:28:00.000-08:00

Had a Blast Over @ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club these last 3 nights!! i wanna thank Jon Lovitz for Having me and i wanna send a special thanks to everyone who came down, hope you guys had as much fun as i did!!

2010-01-28T18:57:00.000-08:00

Hey Hey Hey!! I had a Great time over @ Ontario Improv Last night!! Thank you to Everyone who came out, Hope you guys had as much fun as i did!! Getting ready for the BIG Vegas show on the 1st of Feb @ Harrahs Casino and you know the saying What Happens in Vegas...Will probably end up on twitter haha..

Much Love!

GTollman

Hey Hey!!

2010-01-26T19:01:00.000-08:00

DAMN YOU LIL WAYNE..YOU JUST HAD TO MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM HO'S AGAIN DIDNT YOU..lol whats up guys, just wanted to post a quick blog and say hey and whats up to everyone reading this cuz i know i havent posted anything in a few days, but im staying busy, and working on alot of new material for some upcoming shows. I will be @ the Ontario Improv tomorrow night (Jan 27th) and then its off to the land of Empty Promises and disease infested Women who exchange sexual favors for cash or drugs..sometimes a little bit of both, but thats pretty rare lol thats right folks i will be in Fabulous Las Vegas NV LIVE @ the Harrahs Casino on (Feb 1). And what happens in Vegas... will probably end up on Twitter so follow me @ Twitter.com/gregtollman haha

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!

DAMN RAIN!!

2010-01-18T16:34:00.000-08:00

Hey Guys & Gals, well damn i woke up today and thought i was in New Orleans in the Middle of Hurricane Katrina!! jk but it was pretty bad! Had my Morning Starbucks and a quick Lil Business meeting and came home to a Puddle of piss left by none other then "Capt.Dude Louis" (my Boxer Puppy) and it was alot of piss, Like R-Kelly amount of piss!! It took about 3 ShomWoWs and a cup of Oxy Clean to get that Shizzle out!!

That being said i am now about to get into a intense Game of Mario-Kart Double Dash on the GameCube!! Going Old Schoooooooll like Will Ferrel!!

Welcome!!

2010-01-17T18:01:00.000-08:00

Hey All!! I wanna take this post just to thank and Welcome everyone who has took the time to Visit me @ Gregtollman.com. Your Support means the world to me. Hope You Enjoy your Visit on this site, and feel free to messege me any questions, thoughts, or just for a quick hello. You can reach me on Greg@Gregtollman.com / Gregorytollmancomedy@gmail.com / AIM- GTollman / or Myspace.com/gregtollmancomedy. Hope to hear from you guys soon.

GTollman.

What About Me?

2010-01-12T18:43:00.000-08:00

Im a Comedian/ Actor/ Pirate/ James Dean & Denzel Washington Impersonator/ Ballon Animal Maker/ Used Car Salesmen/ Undercover Cop posing as a Drug Dealer to bring down actual Drug Dealers/ 5th Grade "D.A.R.E" Graduate/ Kindergarden Arts and Crafts Specialist/ African American Hair Stylist...you know like Braids, weaves, cornrolls and shit/ Rapper/ Crossword puzzle expert/ Starbucks employee/ Student at Harvard University, with a Bachlor Degree from both UCLA and USC, and a Masters Degree from ITT Tech/ Semi-Pro "Mario Kart Double Dash" Player/ 3rd Degree Yellow Belt in Karate/ Jackie Chans, Jet Li, Chuck Norris,Steven Segal, Mr.Miyagi and any other bad ass action, karate and/or kung fu movie stars stunt double/ Hilarious voicemail leaver/ Semi-Hilarious texter/ Peta Activist/ Michael Vicks Best Friend & Legal Advisor/ International Super-Spy, Kinda like James Bond only way fucking cooler because i have guns developed by the makers of HALO....Ya dude...Fucking HALO/ Recently quit my side job as a Driving Instructor in China Town, i mean whats the fucking point? To some it up..Greg Tollman is Everything Chuck Norris wants to be...=)